ORC 4 word never ending story

[OklaHemi]

Simple post any 4 words to add onto the story, no more no less

[OklaHemi]

Once upon a time

[ramthis9501]

A Ram freak was

[myoung84]

Fukken his dirty truck

[ramthis9501]

And making it shine

[OklaHemi]

to pick up some

[(S.M.R) 101]

Big chubby nasty girls

[abn1985]

With Oreo cookie nipples

[OklaHemi]

To dip in milk

[ramthis9501]

And another gallon of

[myoung84]

Hot Hershey's chocolate syrup

[Matt]

not appropriate for colton

[Okiespaniels]

so we'll change direction...

[(S.M.R) 101]

To protect the innocent

[OklaHemi]

From yeast infected ladies

[ramthis9501]

And herpes infected rats

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

Imported from Detroit for

[OklaHemi]

billy the exterminator to

[myoung84]

Feed to the homeless

[ramthis9501]

And end starvation everywhere

[OklaHemi]

until the zombie apocalypse

[Terrence]

when everyone eats brains

[abn1985]

And starts shitin money

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

And I get rich

[Okiespaniels]

and donate it all

[myoung84]

And shit pink twinkies

[Okiespaniels]

which means he's got

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

the same disease as

[ramthis9501]

Me with my sub

[myoung84]

Sandwich from subway. Then

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

this story ends. SO

[ramthis9501]

A bird crapped on

[abn1985]

Your hairy ball sack

[(S.M.R) 101]

and caused you too

[myoung84]

Soak them in bleach

[OklaHemi]

to help with color

[myoung84]

And kill the infection

[ramthis9501]

So they wouldnt fall

[myoung84]

Off in the toilet

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

making me change my

[OklaHemi]

old dogs diaper for

[(S.M.R) 101]

My mother in laws dinner

[myoung84]

which tasted like ass

[(S.M.R) 101]

And now I am

[myoung84]

hungry for some cookies

[ramthis9501]

But there's no cookies

[MegaCabMan]

I've got to crap!

[OklaHemi]

shouted the waiter to

[ramthis9501]

His over demanding boss

[(S.M.R) 101]

Then I killed him

[myoung84]

with a butter knife

[OklaHemi]

a straw and a

[(S.M.R) 101]

Sheep with big teeth

[ramthis9501]

The cops came with

[myoung84]

donuts and fat chicks

[OklaHemi]

to supply the drugs

[MegaCabMan]

one of which had a ham sandwich lodged between her

[myoung84]

sweaty belly fat rolls

[OklaHemi]

with a hidden remote

[ramthis9501]

That had been missing

[(S.M.R) 101]

for like 2 weeks

[myoung84]

Along with a midget

[(S.M.R) 101]

with a big mowhawk

[DoubleTakeDodge]

and a tommy gun

[OklaHemi]

ready to attack on

[myoung84]

The evil midget clan

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

that escaped from the

[myoung84]

State fair petting zoo

[DoubleTakeDodge]

in Tulsa, Oklahoma just

[myoung84]

After the they ate

[ramthis9501]

Abunch of fried crap

[myoung84]

On sticks, then drank

[OklaHemi]

all the crown royal

[(S.M.R) 101]

and they puked on

[MegaCabMan]

on each others stubby little feet.

All while

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

the door to the

[myoung84]

Short bus was open

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

so all the tards

[myoung84]

Mingled with the midgets

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

and they started to

[MegaCabMan]

hunch on each other like dogs in heat

[ramthis9501]

Lets get this going...

[BMRbrnSNRbrd]

and punch baby elephants

[ramthis9501]

Which you will regret

[DoubleTakeDodge]

because they never forget

[Lt.Dan]

that yeti was here

[DoubleTakeDodge]

and I said, "YETI,

[916Timmy]

Get down on it!!!!!

[Lt.Dan]

And he pulled out

[ramthis9501]

his big metal spear

[Lt.Dan]

and a winged pegassus

[DoubleTakeDodge]

and chased me away

[Lt.Dan]

so i shot it

[DoubleTakeDodge]

"Take that Mr. Yeti!"

[ramthis9501]

Then I cooked it

[Lt.Dan]

And shit out a unicorn (sorry know its not four words, but cant pass up greatness)

[ramthis9501]

Then I was magic

[ramthis9501]

For shitting a unicorn

[Lt.Dan]

and cured genital herpes

[DoubleTakeDodge]

with my magic touch

[Lt.Dan]

Cuz james is gay

[Lt.Dan]

and touches hairy weiners

[DoubleTakeDodge]

in Jerrod's fantasy dreams

[Lt.Dan]

there are no dudes

[Lt.Dan]

unlike James' gay fantasys

[DoubleTakeDodge]

Which do not exist

[Lt.Dan]

unlike the mexican chupacabra

[DoubleTakeDodge]

who terrorizes all the

[ramthis9501]

Big fake big foots

[Lt.Dan]

midget mexican farmers who

[MegaCabMan]

have Co-Co Puff turds

[OklaHemi]

and piss curdled milk

[fastnnuffrt]

and shit cottage cheese

[OklaHemi]

only to be eaten

[fastnnuffrt]

by the vegin zombies

[MegaCabMan]

that appear on Tuesdays

[fastnnuffrt]

And every other Saturday